What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Tea ?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why do a lot of women have a crush on my boyfriend when they know he is in a relationship with me? I am starting to feel insecure too. What should I do?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Why do I keep dreaming of my mom, who recently passed away from cancer, still being sick and in pain?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Sure.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Thank you.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Does the interpretation of the Book of בראשית create in all generations the Chosen Cohen People יש מאין?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

Me : No

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : I don't drink coffee also

What are some common historical misconceptions?

Me : Because it's month of August.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

He : I'm 24.

Me : I don't drink